This is going to be the most epic season of Top Chef yet because it's what I've been pretty much been waiting for...having previous season contestants duke it out to be the Top of the Top! You love them, you hate them, but most importantly, you don't need to learn new names. Watching the earlier contestants come back onto the show was pretty surreal, especially when they mentioned that it had been (at least) four years since their season was aired...meaning holy cow, I've been watching Top Chef throughout my entire college career, and then some (grad school still counts as college, guys).
What I'm not sure I understand is how they select the contestants. Some seasons have a lot more contestants selected from their set, but all seasons are represented with at least 2 contestants.
After a meet and greet and hug out at some swanky penthouse loft whatever thing in NYC, they don their snazzy black chef coats and I notice that a few of them gained a little bit of weight with the way their jackets are straining. But you know what they say. Don't trust a skinny chef. Off to the Top Chef kitchen (TCK) we go!
Quickfire: Tom and Padma greet the bunch, have them divide into teams according to their season and cook a dish representative of their season's location. Interesting, because you don't know if having more people on your team is going to be a boon or a detriment.
Recap on contestants!
Season 1 San Francisco: Cioppino gazpacho with sourdough
- Tiffani Faison: The red head that won't let you forget it. I thought she was great on her.
- Stephen Asprinio: Wine guy. A little pretentious.
Season 2 Los Angeles: Shrimp Tacos with Guacamole with Apple Wrapper
- Elia Aboumrad: Feisty one that shaved her head, has a million cooking degrees under her belt.
- Marcel Vigneron: Mousse man that didn't shave his head. Also a molecular gastronomist like Blaise.
Season 3 Miami: Pork tenderloin, avocado lime puree, tostones, habanero sauce.
- Casey Thompson: That pretty one that didn't really occur to me that she really knew how to cook. She always seemed to win on accident.
- Dale Levitski: Big gay Dale. Really gave Hung a run for his money.
- Tre Wilcox: Seemed like he knew what he was doing...but I didn't think this season terribly memorable.
Season 4 Chicago: Pork and black pepper sausage, mustard ice cream
- Richard Blaise: Professor Blaise. Memorable because there isn't a dish of his without a touch of liquid nitro in it.
- Spike Mendelsohn: Wily fox after my own heart, you love to hate him but I just can't (hate him, that is). Plus, I want a hat from his hat collection.
- Antonia Lofaso: Wholesome girl next door, and a mom.
- Dale Talde: DT IN THE HIZZOUSE! Cue the crotch grab.
Season 5 New York: curried apple soup, pasta with caramelized apple, rib-eye with apple
- Jamie Lauren: Tattoos. Attitude. Gave bald Stephen blue balls the entire season.
- Carla Hall: Hootie! Hoo! Definitely who I want to go to yoga with.
- Fabio Viviani: HEARTTROB ACCENT.
Season 6 Las Vegas: Bucatini with bacon lobster carbonara
- Jennifer Carroll: an Eric Ripert favorite. Tiny, but she can cook.
- Mike Isabella: No idea what this d-bag is doing here on this show.
Season 7 Washington D.C.: crab cake essence with rock fish, lemongrass, jalepeno, and Old Bay
- Angelo Sosa: Don't cook Asian food if you're not Asian, man.
- Tiffany Derry: I heart her. She's the ultimate home girl.
Tom didn't like:
- SF because there was too much raw garlic (which is not a bad thing in my book)
- LA because the shrimp had no seasoning, and the apple tortilla thing was too thin
- D.C. because it was too salty
- NY because he just didn't get it.
Tom liked:
- Miami because it's pork, dammit.
- Vegas because nothing says I love you than homemade pasta and lobster.
- Chicago because it's funny and weird but it works.
Winnar: Chicago! Good job team.
Elimination challenge: You have to remake the dish that sent you home...just a better, non-home sending version of it, that's all. It's a great opportunity for redemption...and also a great opportunity for embarrassment. Personally, I love this challenge because the chefs really have to earn their place...that's right, check the ego at the door because you were all eliminated once upon a time.
Judges are the same per usual, with the fourth being my very favorite Anthony Bourdain who keeps it real. The cheftestants are divided in two; while one section cooks, the other will join the judges in tasting and critiquing the dishes. Which means the ubiquitous flat-screen TV will be set up in the kitchen so that the chefs can see what the judges and cohorts think of the food.
Top Three: Actually, Richard made it to the top but because he went over the time limit (I don't quite believe him when he says he didn't hear the timer ring), he couldn't qualify to win. Still, nice to be recognized...not nice to be shafted of $10,000. Follow the rules.
Which leaves:
- Spike's Scallops
- Jamie's Celery
- Angelo's Ramen Watermelon Tea.
Just so you know, those aren't the actual dishes...just the components they improved upon.
Winner: Angelo! He looked like he was about to cry. You deserve this one buddy.
Loser's Circle:
- Elia's fish
- Stephen's Panda Express
- Fabio's pasta
I actually didn't think Fabio's pasta looked that bad on TV, and I honestly think Italian food can only be so bad. So yes, Bourdain was being his usual self but Fabio probably needs to suck it up because that's not the last (or the worst) thing anyone will probably hear from Bourdain. But Elia. Says she's matured, but she's just bordering on plain conceited. "Don't eliminate me, I have more to offer"--but Top Chef never judges on potential.
Packed their knives and went: Elia.
A good, exciting episode. While I'm not particularly fond of the animosity and drama that seems to run rampant on most Bravo shows, I probably won't mind because I just happen to be thoroughly entertained by Dale Talde's attempts to compensate for his short stature (zing!). But for predicting the winner? It's hard to say, but I would really love for a female chef to win this season, and really put the guys into their place. Can't wait for the next episode...heard that a JoBro is going to make an appearance.